Who is Glabrazu?
Seven years ago, I became obsessively involved with the black arts. That is to say, I began to practice magick. It began innocently enough with the Cabala and moved slowly, inexorably towards the "darker side". I learned the systems of Dee, Turner, Agrippa, Magnus, and of course, Crowley. The teachings of the later introduced me to the Thelemic path, which developed into what is now called Chaos Magick.
I developed my own system (which, naturally, is what Chaos Magick is all about), and created my own Deities. I won't go into the details of how or why this is possible; suffice to say that it IS.
Pictured below is Glabrazu, the God of Intestinal Discomfort, (right) and me (note my posture). As you can see by this very recent picture, I am rather young looking. This is due to the "promise of everlasting youth" that Glabby bestowed upon me, having pulled him from the bowels of nothingness.
Ah, never mind...It's just the me and the Easter Bunny, age 7 (me, not him).